From the recording I Say Yes
Vocal: Jim Parker
AG: Chas Sandford
EG: Rick Wheeler
Piano: Matt Rollings
Bass: David Santos
Drums: Nick Buda
Strings: Jonathan Yudkin
Lyrics
COUNTRYSEXUAL
Pilson/Parker
She was a New York intellectual
Fell for a Metrosexual
Color coordinated, exfoliated
Manscaped empty suit
Big in the Boardroom
But in the bedroom…not so much
She moved to Nashville Tennessee
Found herself a male devotee
He don't wear Prada, but love he’s got a lot of
He knows what a woman needs
No more Metro Ineffectuals
She’s got her a Countrysexual
Cowboy boots, Pickup truck, Like a rock, Ram Tough
He’s built for Super Duty
Calloused Hands, velvet touch,
Don’t know much but Knows enough
Big Love Big GUN CountrySexual
Now it’s going to the Opry to see old Vince
Not going to the Met’s black tie events
Boot’s by the door, Levi’s on the floor
Mark the trail to their love nest
Now she’s on happy girl
Cause she’s done found her a CountrySexual
Cowboy boots, Pickup truck, Like a rock, Ram Tough
He’s built for Super Duty
Calloused Hands, velvet touch,
Don’t know much but knows enough
Big Love Big GUN CountrySexual
No Gucci No Pucci, Just a lot of hoochie
With his girl on Saturday night
He’s a good old boy who’s bad when he needs to be
[Big Love Big GUN CountrySexual :]